THE CAST

Alexandra Ziobro

Stephanie and Sandie have been sisters ever since they were born. Sandie's impeccable cleanliness, Macy's shopping, inexplicable usage of the word "poo", and marathon running flawlessly compliments Stephanie's raunchy humor, prediliction to shag carpeting, cult-film poster decor, and aversion to vacuuming. Sandie enjoys skiing, her dog Stashu, and telling the story about the time Stephanie stabbed her, which is absolutely not true.

Andrew Studebaker

Andy and Stephanie met at the staged reading of The Last Little Porn Shop in Manhattan (written and directed by Anne Continelli.) They instantly started making plans to move to New York City together. Then they both got boyfriends. So instead, they started MottoApparel, which almost got them sued by Corey Feldman.

Andy loves Madonna, baking, and conflict.

Anne Continelli

Anne and Stephanie met in 2003 at what Stephanie thought was an audition, and at what Anne thought was dress rehearsal. Anne was wearing a gold lamé shirt. Anne has the greatest, loudest and most recognizable laugh this side of the galaxy.

Anne enjoys martinis, making commercials, and zumba . **

Dave Anderson

Jon and Dave were roommates at Clarkson University and beyond. Through good times and bad, Dave's relentless ambition has been a constant source of inspiration, despite his predisposition for sweater vests. He once won a prize for making art out of cancer.

He is the pinnacle of gentrification. Sometimes, he has a beard.

Deb Malone

Deb and Stephanie spent 2 disgustingly humid weekends in June 2005 on an air mattress in a tiny, furniture-less apartment in Spanish Harlem. Throw in a giant u-haul, a Russian, and the police, and you have a completely indestructable friendship.

Deb is an amazing actress who enjoys using offensive language whenever possible.**

Esmaeil Khaksari

This prince of Persia has the biggest brow of anyone we know. His brutal honesty, affinity for technology, and impeccable wit make him the best thing to ever come out of St. Louis.

He also looks great in an apron.

Jessica Collier

Jessica is Jon's incredible sister. They have known each other for more than 28 years; Jon's first memory was seeing her in the maternity ward.

Jess's current life goal is to personally take down the Bush administration through poignant journalism.

Tom Biggins

Tom has been Jon's vocational superior for many years.

Tom loves America and American eagles, and enjoys listening to the Greatest Speeches Ever Spoken - an 8 CD set, on double-speed while running his daily 15 mile run.

Weston Ruthven

Although they both attended Clarkson University, Jon and Weston met on a river in Maine years after graduating. One of the finest gentlemen we know, Weston is selfless, genuine, and always willing to clean a cemetary.

Weston keeps himself busy by engineering civilly and baking.