FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

How is the planning going?

What do you mean "planning"?

Why wasn't I invited?

Don't take it personally. Nearly 6 billion people were not invited.

I am a profanity enthusiast. Is it OK if I swear during the reception?

There are, in fact, friends and family members at our reception who prefer not to be exposed to your inane and inappropriate humor. We would be happy to accomodate you at one of our profanity-enabled tables. Please contact our coordinator at dirtymouth@bestunionever.com to make the appropriate arrangements.

Your wedding is on Halloween. Can I wear a costume?

There are two types of costumes that will be permitted at our reception:

* Please note that all men must wear ties. There will be a Tie Bouncer to ensure that you are dressed appropriately. I am serious.

Why'd you schedule your nuptials for Halloween if it's not going to be a costume party?

The reception hall was 50% cheaper on Halloween. And it will be easier to remember our anniversary this way.

Your reception is at the Hudson Portuguese Club. Are either of you Portuguese?

No. Stephanie is Irish/Polish, and Jon is Sicilian/Caucasian.

Why was my significant other / spouse not invited?

We either had no idea that you had one, or we disapprove of you relationship.

Can I bring my children?

No. The facility requires that everyone is 18+.

Is Stephanie going to change her last name to "Collier?"

This topic is currently in discussion. Jon is shooting for "Phenomenollier." Stephanie is leaning towards "Colliobro." While we're on the subject, let's take a poll:

Are you guys going on a honeymoon?

According to Jon's Google Calendar, yes. We're hoping to go to Tulum.

Where the heck is Tulum?

Tulum is about an hour south of Cancun in sunny Mexico.